Mail thief, I want you to know that the effects of your crime continue long after you have gone. A few weeks ago, I wrote about the trials and tribulations that happen when your mailroom is broken into. Well, the beat goes on. To recap, the mailroom at my condo has been broken into a total […]
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Knob Stealers
Some people steal the knobs off appliances. They could be knobs from stoves, washers, or dryers; the knob-stealers don’t care. Discovering this odd human trait has been a revelation to me, not unlike finding out that some people are seven feet tall, or albino. It’s really odd and inexplicable. This strange proclivity for knob-stealing revealed […]