Another bad wolf in my life is bone density, and I know that my DNA predisposes me to osteoporosis. So, I’ve been taking the prescribed medications and walking often to try to ward off the evil dowager’s hump. Recently, though, I’ve been having back problems. It turns out that I have an old injury that was a compression fracture in one of my vertebrae and another vertebrae that seems to be stuck. I’ve been seeing a physiotherapist and doing exercises to try to get it moving again.
All of this agony makes me think that whoever designed the human skeleton did a less-than-ideal job. I know my Christian friends will howl with indignation at this, but be honest. Don’t you think our spines are weaker than they ought to be? In 2007 I had a car accident and broke a vertebrae in my neck, so I know our necks are not always up to the challenge of balancing our heads. We are the original bobble-heads. Now, as I age, I get more lower back pain, and it’s really annoying. I have lots of physical and mental energy, except for this darned back. It means I can’t stand for longer than about two hours, and I can’t walk uphill like I used to. Even so, I have more-or-less resigned myself to this fate, to doing more back exercises, and trying to strengthen my “core.” (That’s exercise industry code for tummy muscles.)
It came as a surprise, therefore, to realize today that some nations’ spines are longer and stronger than others. Not only that, but some have been getting longer over the last hundred years, while others peaked in the seventies and started to decline. From an article by Randal Olson I learned that the star of this growth is the Netherlands, and the obvious underdog is the USA.
The researcher theorizes that the reason the Dutch have been getting taller is because a century ago they started to share the wealth and more people had access to good diets. In addition, if you read through to the notes at the end, you will see that there is also an observation that the Dutch eat more cheese and drink more milk than the rest of us.
Does this mean that the Dutch have long strong spines and bad cholesterol? Do I have to choose between having a strong back and clogged arteries? If so, I would rather not know. That’s not a choice I want to make.