Internet Messaging Chat

Yesterday morning I signed on (again) with After I had gone through the painfully lengthy signing on/profile writing/picture uploading procedure, I was already fed up with it and didn’t go any further.

In the evening, I thought I would check to see if anyone had looked at my profile. They had. Thirty-eight of them. So, I started to look at the profiles of the people who had looked at my profile. It’s the online dating equivalent of a glance across a crowded room. There is a lot to read in some profiles, so this is a time-consuming process and it was rudely interrupted by a “ding.”

The “ding” was someone opening an Internet Messaging chat room with me and seeking my response.  At first it was just an exchange of short pleasantries, and then the questions began to be more thought-provoking. I found myself taken aback by being asked by someone I had known for about five minutes if I intended to be a faithful partner. Wow. That was a surprise. Just as I was formulating a response to this, I heard another “ding.”

Within the space of about half an hour I found myself chatting through IM with six different men—simultaneously. It is hard to describe the complexity of holding six concurrent conversations, but if you have ever tried patting your head and rubbing your stomach at the same time, you get the idea.

I was “fresh meat” on the site and had become victim of the trolls who seek out unsuspecting novices.  Even so, I feel obligated to respond when someone talks to me and to answer their questions. I have learned, though, that I don’t have to give the answers they want or expect. I did give my first name to the first three, but not thereafter. They all asked for my email address, and I didn’t give it to them.

All six of these men were much younger than me and, when I pointed that out they all said “Age is just a number.” I said, “No, it’s not.” I told one man that there had been a lot of water under that bridge and his reply, oddly enough, was “Yes and there are lots of fish in that water all swimming around together.” I shake my head.

Two of the people with whom I chatted lived in California but a long way from my residence, and another two both lived in Chicago. I pointed out that I was not looking for a long distance relationship and they all said they were willing to move for the right woman. Who can do this? How many people with the normal job/family/friend commitments are free to just up and move? Now, that sounds fishy to me.

Two of the men were in the military and serving overseas. I sympathise with their plight, but carrying on a long distance relationship with someone in a foreign war zone is really not high on my list of ambitions.  Regardless, anyone who asks me my favourite colour is hard to take seriously. One asked me what my pet peeve was. Without thinking much about it, I said “People who won’t let me change lanes on the freeway.”  He said, “Mine is all the wars in the world.”  Oh dear.  This was from a soldier in Afghanistan. There is no way to respond intelligently to that through IM chat—especially while trying to hold other conversations.

I had thought IM chats were good for sustaining already-existing relationships. That is, they come after you know someone, not before. Now I’m adjusting that perception to consider these more like an initial conversation with a stranger at a party. They aren’t so much “How is that new project coming along?” They are more like “Hi. I’m Jo. What brings you here?” I can accept that.

There must be a protocol for accepting or declining multiple chats, but until I know what it is I think I’ll just de-activate that feature. Trying to have multiple conversations at once is a little more than I can handle. In the end, I just told them all I was signing off and said “Good night.” They drove me away from the site. 


  1. I completely know what you mean about not being able to pay attention to multiple chats at once. I understand why you wouldn’t want to give away your email address, but it does make sense to me to move the conversation off the site, just so that you’re not available for more and more people to start messaging you. Maybe you could create a special Skype account just for dating sites, and once you’ve started a conversation with someone, close and move to Skype (or a different messenger client). Then you can give the person you’re talking to your full attention. Also you can always say “Sorry, I’m not really available to talk right now, I was just checking my messages.” Interesting that you were so suddenly and overwhelmingly popular on this particular site, compared to other sites. I wonder what that means about

  2. Your adventures are hilarious and very entertaining–I hope you think of them that way too.
    When I worked in the library, if I got two IMs I was befuddled. It is a very odd to try to communicate with more than one person, unless of course you are teaching or singing. I haven’t tried anything like this yet, but sounds like you have a very positive profile to attract so many men’s attention.

    1. Thanks, Bea. I like to think my profile is attractive, but in this instance I think my most attractive feature was being a fresh face on the site. I’m glad you are entertained by my adventures! I am, too.

  3. Thanks for the suggestions, Nancy. I’ll definitely use the “not now” defense. As for creating a new address for chat, I think there may be a Yahoo account that I abandoned long ago. I’ll check it out.

    I don’t think I was suddenly popular. I was just new. There are some people who are looking for new faces, and I don’t think their motivations are always noble.

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