Can we talk about this?
It is not a good beginning to our relationship. The statement is in upper case, so I think you are shouting at me. I want a partner who talks to me with sensitivity, asks me what I want, brings me coffee in the morning, listens to me at the end of the day, talks to me about interesting observations, and does all of this quietly. If you shout at me, you are telling me that you are an angry person who likes to dominate. We’ll have to work on that.
You say you “wanna be” when you could have “wanted to be.” Is this an ironic reference to my background in teaching English, or are you trying to mimic the language on Twitter? Either way, I’m a little offended that you would not respect either my love of grammar or my attempts to update my use of technology.
Also, your bold declaration is all about you and what you want. If this sentence had started with the word “you” it would, potentially, have had a better response. It would have indicated an interest in my needs, and a more giving attitude. Can we discuss that?
The word “fuckbuddy” is, I think, a delightfully illustrative neologism. As a product of the post-AIDS sexual revolution, it indicates that a relationship based purely on sex is not only acceptable but also desirable. No emotional entanglements. No need to meet the family. Just sex. Friendly sex. Are we friends? Can we fuck without losing that affinity? I don’t know. I’m afraid of losing your friendship, and that would be awful.
Finally, and perhaps most importantly, you think I want sex with a woman. All your emails come with feminine names in the “From” line, and frankly I’m not that kind of girl.This is nothing against you, of course. It’s just the way it is, but your misunderstanding tells me that you haven’t actually learned anything about me. This minimalist approach to research is not unusual, but my sexual preference is quite a significant detail to have overlooked.
So, regrettably, I must decline your kind offer. We just aren’t looking for the same things in a relationship. However, I wish you good luck in your search for a partner.